Real men don't need pick up lines

My brother got this really cool pickupline book as a birthday gift from sangs. HAHAH. & there are some really really hilarious ones in it. Check them out :

1) Is it a burden being THAT beautiful?

2) Clearly all the other women are rough drafts, & you're the final copy.

3) I've had a terrible day & seeing a gorgeous woman smile always makes me feel better. Would you smile for me?

& this is the worse thing ever, please NEVER say it to a woman if you are looking for something serious from her:

Your father must have been a farmer, because you've grown some nice melons.

WHAT THE F******CK!