Sunday, September 13, 2009

Online matchmaking

Jing Deng says:
hey thadsha
Jing Deng says:
seran wanna have your number

:S says:
hey

Jing Deng says:
can ?

:S says:
yeah.
:S says:
i tell u his

dutchy; says:
who is seran

Jing Deng says:
the very handsome 1

:S says:
tt guy i was talking about
:S says:
the veryyyy cooll

Jing Deng says:
he's really damn buff also

:S says:
and attentive
:S says:
and sweet
:S says:
and charming one

Jing Deng says:
and most importantly
Jing Deng says:
his breast is bigger den mine

:S says:
he is damn rich also.

Jing Deng says:
his dad owns the whole village

:S says:
he can buy a cow for u
:S says:
he owns teh biggest house in india
:S says:
but he is damn rich

Jing Deng says:
den u can marry him
Jing Deng says:
cuzs
Jing Deng says:
mayb next time he become the village chief
Jing Deng says:
he wan yr number

:S says:
if im a guy i would also marry him

Jing Deng says:
so can i giv him yr number?

:S says:
yeah can?
:S says:
i know he seems desperate now
:S says:
but tts all gng to chang
:S says:
change*
:S says:
he can give u a wonderful life

dutchy; says:
besides, im not looking for a date now

Jing Deng says:
unique from everyone

dutchy; says:
im already dating another guy

Jing Deng says:
and his breast damn muscular

:S says:
but he is different

Jing Deng says:
and got some kinda 6 pac also
Jing Deng says:
and his bceps

:S says:
i think 8

Jing Deng says:
omg
Jing Deng says:
delicious

:S says:
thadsa
:S says:
u have nth to lose

dutchy; says:
he hasnt even seen me
dutchy; says:
or talked to me

Jing Deng says:
he saw you
Jing Deng says:
on facebook
Jing Deng says:
and fell in love with you instantly
Jing Deng says:
yesterday i met yo
Jing Deng says:
him*
Jing Deng says:
he keep saying you damn hot

:S says:
he is so rich, he is actually stalking u

& then the guy messages me :
"Thadsha, i lie in bed thinking all about you. I cannot sleep. I love you. Seran" Then when i didn't reply him, 5 minutes later, "Reply me please. I love you forever"

3 words. WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
Either this is a scam, or this guy is really an...******* who doesn't know how to talk to girls. Guys nowadays, what are they trying to do man?? My primary school friends still have so much to grow up!! TSK TSK... hahahaha =))

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